one day whilst working i pulled the van into a disabled parking bay and legged into the pub quickly to fix a leak but when i came out there was a traffic warden standing by the van looking smug he says to me " so whats your disability? " to which i replied i have tourettes now f#ck off you c#nt

whilst in falmouth cornwall had a call to a job so i go there its a one way street and no deliverys signs between 11am and 7pm
so i pulled up right outside the pub with a sign saying i am on a gas leak i have a signwritten van,a sign saying where i am,and right outside the pub off the road and went in to see whats what and when i came out 10 mins later a ticket had been slapped on the windscreen o deep joy £35.00 out of my own pocket but the ticket said i was observed for 2 mins before hitler moved in a slapped the ticket on and ran away coz if i had have caught the twat he would have been swimming in the harbour
its assholes like that that give traffic wardens a bad name all he had to do was use the brain cell hes got and sussed that a signwritten van and a sign saying i am on a gas leak and right outside a pub theres a good chance i am in the pub so stick his head in the pub and say "move it" no problem but £35.00 for doing my job great advert for falmouth not, maybe it was not his DAY TO HAVE THE BRAIN CELL.
how long must a vehical be parked or observed before a ticket can be issued?.

mate i gave up trying to work these fxukwits out long time ago! if they had one more brain cell they would be able to work as a police dog!! its the way of this country hit the working people with fines. gordon brown cameron clegg??????? all sh1t in same pot!

Once left sign in window saying working in pub.  I returned to find a parking ticket and a note saying Traffic Warden working on High Street.

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Once left sign in window saying working in pub.  I returned to find a parking ticket and a note saying Traffic Warden working on High Street.

at least he had a sense of houmor for a hitler worker

just got another ticket i think i must be in the wrong job as they must be on  a commission for the amount of tickets they hand out
i have only ever had 4 tickets in the last 30 years so i really think they must be on a commission

They are not on commission so to speak. But they are set targets and the ones giving out the most tickets get overtime so it pays them to give out as many as possible. I had this explained to me by one in Nottingham when she gave me a ticket even though I had a valid parking ticket in the window. she said she could not see the time on it and issued me a ticket. I would then have to write to them with my parking ticket to be let off the fine. She would meet har target and get paid overtime..... Life really is wrong sometimes.