Fun Stuff

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A DOG FOR SALE

DOG FOR SALE A man sees a sign outside a house – ‘Talking Dog For Sale.’ He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden. The man sees a very nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there. “Do you really talk?” he asks the dog. “Yes,”…

Pirate

I’ve pinched this from to old forum to start the board off. A pirate walked into a bar, and the publican said, “Hey, I haven’t seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.” “What do you mean?” said the pirate, “I feel fine.” “What about the wooden leg? You didn’t have that before.”…